hehe...

well, i'll post another car picture...THE Mazda Ryuga
AnD tOdAy'S rAnDoM tHiNg Is....(stephen's creepy story inspired this one)
WhAt Is ThE wEiRdEsT tHiNg ThAt HaS eVeR hApPeNeD tO yOu???

i'll share mine:
there was this kid (who i barely know) at lunch and he totally tried to put his arm around me...i really don't like this kid. So i dogded it and ran...
oh! and before that he ASKED ME OUT...IN SEMINARY...right when we were learning that we recommended not to date until we were 16...so i ignored him...sort of.
i said "What? I didn't hear you..."
and he walked away.
ya, i know, mean, but it's all i could think of under pressure
hehe

m'kay...

so i don't think alex will be blogging for the next few days...i don't know exactly why either...
but here's another car! (THE Lamborghini Gallardo! O.o)
well, that might be all i put on here today...i think :-/
maybe not!
I NEED TO KNOW:
When do you usually put your christmas tree up?
[post answers as comments...]
HaVe A fAnTaStIc DaY!

Dani--again--

so...i've decided i will do the post again...
Here's another one of my favorite cars (THE Aston Martin Vanquish S)
and then...i'll tell you what me and alex and friends will be doing while waiting for the big sale to start at Whal-Mart. :P
1. Right now, they're all playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl on the Wii...it's insanely interesting to watch.
2. After they're done, i think we'll play a board game or something...maybe somemore Wii
3. When we get to Whal-Mart (at 3:30 in the morning) we'll be doing the following:
a. Setting the alarm clocks to 5 minute intervals
b. hiding in the clothes racks and yell PICK ME PICK ME when someone spots us
c. go around humming mission impossible loudly
d. tell and employee code 3 in houswares and see what happens
e. when the loud speaker comes on, assume fetal position and yell NO IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

and that will be our excitingly wonderful day!

Dani-

ok, so today:
1.HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!! :D
2. Chapter 8 will be out on danielliecresey.blogspot.com
3. It's my turn!

So i've been thinking on what to put on here...and i decided i would post a picture of my favorite car (THE Porsche 911 TURBO) :D it's awesome...i love it.
and then...i will post some funny forwards i found...:)

9 Psycotic acts to do in your day-to-day life

1. Walk up to a table in the mall and pick up someone's food item. Look at them sternly and say "YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS FOOD!!!" Then trun to the table next to them. Give them a warm smile, pat them on the shoulder and say, "BUT YOU DO!!!" then walk away.

2. While sitting in English class suddenly throw yourself on the floor face odwn, and start screaming while convulsing "Ther are coming to get me!!!! HELP!!!!! Don't let them take me!!!!!!! (continue on....)!!" Then get up, dust yourself off and sit down like nothing ever happened.

3. Walk up to someone on a street, grab their face, and stare intently into their eyes. After a few moments of doing so say things like, "You are blessed my child!!!" "You must use your great gifts!!!" (Maybe after doing this give a little smile and stroll away).

4. Go to a dance (other than one at your school). When you get there, walk up to anyone you see and ask if they will be your friend. (Twitching ever so often would be a nice touch to add, along with occasional drooling)

5. If you see a romantic couple walking, approach them and squeeze them. Place your arms around each one of them and start singing "We are family"

6. Go to the mall in your own bathing suit (paricualry in the middle of winter). Go to a large fountain and try to swim in it. Suddenly start screaming that you are drowning and somebody call 911. When the police approach you, tell them you never had a pool of your own and bawl hysterically.

7. If someone glances at you, start singing things like, "you want my body, you think i'm sexy, ....."

8. When carrying a purse, open it repeatedly and look into it saying "BE QUIET!!! THEY'LL HEAR YOU!! THAT IS IT MISTER!!! TIME OUT FOR YOU!!!"

9. Ask someone to smell your armpits and tell them you can't tell if your deodorant is working, but maybe they can tell if it's working

and yes...i know this one is long...but i thought it was HILARIOUS!


~Daddys 10 Rules In Dating~
-Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering
a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
-Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at
her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If
you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I
will remove them.
-Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age
to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling
off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and
all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair
and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise:
You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your
pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order
to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the
course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail
gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
-Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without
utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me
elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will
kill you.
-Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of
the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from
you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely
back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject
is "early."
-Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities
to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay
with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little
girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished
with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
-Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to
appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If
you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My
daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer
than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing
there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in
my car?
-Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my
daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer
than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen,
or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places
where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where
the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to
wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than
overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her
throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be
avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games
are okay. Old folks homes are better.
-Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-
aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I
am the all- knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you
where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me
the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a
shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle
with me.
-Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake
the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over
a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up,
the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I
wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into
the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain
sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice
that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then
return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside.
The camouflaged face at the window is mine!

LOOK!

look at the bottom of the page, i posted a pretty funny pic. or at least i think its funny.

Oops...

Sorry Peoples!
I didn't have time to do a post yesterday...i had a CRAZY schedule.
so, to make up for the day's i've missed...
http://www.images-photography-pictures.net/funny-picture-cat-picture-ehpien-cat.jpg
that is the picture of the day...

My turn today!!!

Well hey everybody,this is alex and for the random thing of the day i decided to find a riddle off of the internet. so here it is. if you want to guess the answer post it as a comment.

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place


The answers right in front of you!

PlAyLiSt!

Ok, well...guess i'm adding another post...we'll add monthly/weekly playlists depending on how busy our schedules are and stuff...here's the playlist of the month
(oh, and you'll have to pull up a pop-out player...i don't know whats going on with the code...)

RaNdOm ThInGs Of ThE dAy...

well, it's my turn today...this is dani...so i'll just share a funny email i got today!
SuBjEcT: hOw To KiLl TiMe At WaL-mArT

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of lemonade on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker , assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'
(And last but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'